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Home»Conspiracy Theories»The Magician, the Martyr, and the 33% Solution: Why Every Trump Poll Slump Requires A Fake CIA/Mossad Shooting Hoax
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The Magician, the Martyr, and the 33% Solution: Why Every Trump Poll Slump Requires A Fake CIA/Mossad Shooting Hoax

nickBy nickMay 9, 2026No Comments4 Mins Read
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“In a horrific moment on April 25 at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Trump and members of his Cabinet survived an assassination attempt when shots were fired. The President, First Lady, Vice President, and Cabinet officials are all safe and unharmed. The Secret Service quickly neutralized the threat and evacuated those present. The suspect was taken into custody.”

The script was so predictable it could’ve been written by a first-year intern at the CIA. We’ve got the usual suspects, and, of course, the obligatory “shots fired” right when the polls hit a dismal 33%. You can’t make this stuff up, except they literally do. 

The staging was almost comedic. And, pretty low budget. 

First, you have Drumpf’s presence at an event he’s skipped for years… just when his approval rating hits the magic 33%. Coincidence? In the 12D simulation, there are no coincidences. They need his fragile ego to look like a warrior. They need the sympathy. Every time the polls drop, they pull the same scheme. It’s classic predictive programming. 

You’ve got a mentalist, Oz Pearlman, performing an illusion trick right before the ‘chaos’ erupts. Melania gives the cue with a look of horror, and suddenly there’s a puff of smoke, and right on schedule, a “shooter” appears in the world’s most secure zone… except… 

The same people who usually sniff your socks before you enter a building were nowhere to be found. No bag checks. No ID verification. Thousands of people pushed through doors as fast as possible. Why? Because if real security were there, they might accidentally stop the CIA/Mossad-orchestrated production. Caroline Levitt even pre-gamed the audience, telling everyone “shots will be fired tonight.” 

Enter Kash Patel, the FBI Director, frozen in place, looking even more like he just saw a ghost than usual, doing absolutely nothing but consoling Erika Kirk, wiping fat crocodile tears from her face as she sobbed “I just want to go home” right into a CNN microphone. If there was an Oscar for “Best Supporting Actress in a False Flag,” she’d be sweeping. 

And what about this Cole Allen guy? A high-level computer engineer who builds molecular chemistry games for Steam suddenly decides to charge a Secret Service checkpoint with a shotgun? In the redpilled world, you don’t “decide” to do that… you’re activated. Then there’s the wardrobe choice. In his manifesto, where he calls himself the “Friendly Federal Assassin”, photos circulated of him wearing an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) sweatshirt. Oh, and data shows that people in Israel were searching for “Cole Allen” at 7:00 AM Eastern time – 12 hours before the shooting even happened. His hit list? Every Trump official except Kash Patel. 

They want you focused on the ‘sick person’ with the gun so you don’t notice the wealth transfer and energy sabotage happening behind the curtain. He’s the boogeyman of the week, designed to keep the 33% approval rating from sliding into the 20s.

They’re doing such a spectacularly bad job of hiding the script, I guess they’re not trying to, anymore. 

Meanwhile, as everyone is debating the ‘shooting’ the real war is happening in the shadows.

I’m up here in the Great White North, specifically the mountains between Jasper and Banff, and let me tell you, this “global warming” is absolutely freezing. It’s nearly May, and we’re dealing with a snowstorm that’s burying highways in six feet of powder. 

In Fort McMurray (the heart of the oil sands) people were stranded for hours. The Edmonton Oilers territory is looking more like a frozen wasteland. Is it a weather weapon? When you see six feet of snow drop out of nowhere in late April, you have to wonder if the goal is to choke off oil production. But, talk to the Deadmonton locals or the mind-controlled Kanadians in Banff, and they’ll tell you with a straight face that we need more carbon taxes to stop the warming while they’re literally shivering in their boots.

Then there’s the Energy Sabotage as pipelines are blowing up in Louisiana, and refineries exploding in Iraq.

And, in the Wealth Swindle of the century, House Drumpf is making billions on tariffs and scam coins while the American taxpayer gets double-screwed.

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